So *that's* why I'm a moody bitch....

Wow... just wow..

I want some of what he's having

http://pygmalionproject.tripod.com/what.html

I think my personal favourite is this gem:

And one more observation, all things considered we must thank women for the killer #1 — cardio-vascular diseases as well as for alcoholism. In the both cases we have the results of women's psychological impact. Being subject to continual distresses, the stony-hearted women enjoy seeing men experiencing similar heart problems, and do their best to get such a sight. However, men also have to solve the real every-day problems, which women only multiply. As a result, men can ease their hearts almost only with the alcohol. This substance widens the blood vessels and, so it lessens the circulation resistance a heart has to overcome. In exchange tissues do not receive proper nourishment, and are poisoned by alcohol.

Damn...

Now I'm completely jonesing for a butter tart.