So *that's* why I'm a moody bitch....

[hel_ana]

Wow... just wow..

I want some of what he's having

http://pygmalionproject.tripod.com/what.html

I think my personal favourite is this gem:

And one more observation, all things considered we must thank women for the killer #1 — cardio-vascular diseases as well as for alcoholism. In the both cases we have the results of women's psychological impact. Being subject to continual distresses, the stony-hearted women enjoy seeing men experiencing similar heart problems, and do their best to get such a sight. However, men also have to solve the real every-day problems, which women only multiply. As a result, men can ease their hearts almost only with the alcohol. This substance widens the blood vessels and, so it lessens the circulation resistance a heart has to overcome. In exchange tissues do not receive proper nourishment, and are poisoned by alcohol.

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[much-ado.livejournal.com]

good ghoddess...!

i have absolutely no words for that. good thing i can still type with my jaw in my lap.

of all the pseudo-medical-quackery covers for misogynistic bullshit...

[hel_ana]

oh, it gets better.

on the next page you'll discover that all women want to have "legions" of children, and this not only causes them to wear makeup, but also to be greedy and vain and desire compliments.

[hel_ana]

from further on into the site:

The Anatomy Of Female Psyche has clearly shown us certain lack of female sex hormones (estrogens) in the present women, which makes them ill, demanding, and burdensome for the surrounding people.

So, thanks to the common female hormonal disturbance, they need continual mental and physical external maintenance. Thanks to the female permanent fertility, they need to see the plenty of material wealth around them, regardless of how it burdens other people. Finally, thanks to their permanent fertility, they need to feel faultless and perfect, and because of the disturbance they are way not such. Therefore they need also to improve their appearance by means of cosmetics and fancy dress; therefore they just demand flattery from their milieu.

All those take place because female health is devoid of its natural support (estrogens), which would return women into the true norm, and allow them to enjoy themselves.

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

the female permanent fertility

WTF?

The phrase, "Geeze, I hope this guy never breeds or is allowed near other human beings" comes to mind...

[hel_ana]

But he's figured it out! It's all Eve's fault, because she *picked* the apple, rather than letting it fall to the ground before eating it.

This lead humans on the disasterous course away from eating only fruit that had fallen from the plant, to eating harvested fruit and vegetables and eventually to meat.

And that caused women to have too little estrogen, which caused small hips, painful childbirth, a permanant state of readiness to bear children, and thus to the source of all moral evil.

See? simple.

Tragically, while he's in st petersburg, it's st petersburg *russia*, so I don't have the resources to go hunt him down and do a forcible head from ass extraction.

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned recently how much I appreciate people deciding that the bible is a good source for medical analysis?

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Dear gods - if these are "small" hips, then I'd hate to see what they *should* be like.

Painful childbirth - how small are the heads of babies in his universe??

Readiness to bear children - he's never heard of menopause, has he?

And as for the head from ass extraction, there's not much point. He's rammed it in there so far that the sky in his universe is his stomach lining. He's an idjit. At least, there's a good chance that his attitude dies with him - I suspect most women aren't interested in blithering idjits.

[hel_ana]

See, you're only that hostile because you don't eat enough ripe fruit.

bwa ha ha ha ha. I kill me.

(damn am I ever glad, just for this second, that I moved a two day's drive away)

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

*snort*

If ate any more ripe fruit, I'd turn into a monkey - bananas, grapes, mangos, apples, pineapples, cherries, blueberries, strawberries, you name it...

Don't worry, I'll find you eventually...

[hel_ana]

but was it *picked*, or did it *fall*?

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby, all sorts of ripe things fall into my mouth....

[hel_ana]

Sorry about that, love.. I just can't stop laughing at this guy.

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're doing better than me - I just want to drop kick his butt.

[hel_ana]

Well, my hips are bigger than yours, you see...

[hel_ana]

And from what I've been able to read, before my eyes started bleeding, he probably doesn't *want* to breed, since according to him the insatiable desire for children of women is what's at the root of what's wrong with the world.

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

that's cool with me - an idjit that doesn't want to breed means that a) there's no chance of his particular genetic makeup surviving his death and b) no child has to grow up in that particular poison soup environment.

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Okay - apparently I just cannot read raving crap like this without wanting to take this moron to the intellectual cleaners - he's raving about human physiology, one of my *hobbies*.

Feh. Must. Walk. Away. From. Idjit. Before. Doing. Something. My. Karma. Will. Regret.

[hel_ana]

But 'nita!

I was only thinking of you when I posted it, after reading the horoscope you posted this morning..

this guy's clearly one of the biggest jokes in his hemisphere

I did it for you, baby..

[damedini.livejournal.com]

Wow. ROTFLMAO. [shakes head in speechless wonder]

Did anyone else click "home" and note the email address? Oy, what a git.

[hel_ana]

The only email address I saw seems to be based on the guy's name... did I miss something?

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Legions of children, eh?

It's uncanny the way he knows me, like he can see into my very soul....

[hel_ana]

Well yes, you makeup, soap opera and housework obsessed she harpy... that's the point.. he's got all the answers.

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm willing to bet he's single. And gonna stay that way too.

[hel_ana]

One can only hope.

Of course, if we had the resources, we could mount an expedition... i'm just saying..

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Want I should send Pookie to menace him? If I can tear her away from menacing you, that is.

[hel_ana]

Nah, pookie's a girl bird, so he'd undoubtedly just chalk it up to her being a bitch due to a frustrated biological clock, rather than examining his own behaviour.

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Don't actually know that Pookie's a girl. Have to do DNA testing for that. And there's NO WAY I'm getting blood out of Pookie without losing a lot of my own. Probably more than I'm prepared to lose, anyway.

[hel_ana]

So, two questions...

can't they do a DNA test using her feathers?

and why do you refer to her as a girl, if you don't know?

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

1)They would need a blood feather (one plucked from her), since the feathers that fall out naturally don't contain DNA. And that seems no safer an alternative.

2) Because she's such a greedy, grasping, moody bitch. Why else?