So *that's* why I'm a moody bitch....

[hel_ana]

Wow... just wow..

I want some of what he's having

http://pygmalionproject.tripod.com/what.html

I think my personal favourite is this gem:

And one more observation, all things considered we must thank women for the killer #1 — cardio-vascular diseases as well as for alcoholism. In the both cases we have the results of women's psychological impact. Being subject to continual distresses, the stony-hearted women enjoy seeing men experiencing similar heart problems, and do their best to get such a sight. However, men also have to solve the real every-day problems, which women only multiply. As a result, men can ease their hearts almost only with the alcohol. This substance widens the blood vessels and, so it lessens the circulation resistance a heart has to overcome. In exchange tissues do not receive proper nourishment, and are poisoned by alcohol.

Comments

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Legions of children, eh?

It's uncanny the way he knows me, like he can see into my very soul....

[hel_ana]

Well yes, you makeup, soap opera and housework obsessed she harpy... that's the point.. he's got all the answers.

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm willing to bet he's single. And gonna stay that way too.

[hel_ana]

One can only hope.

Of course, if we had the resources, we could mount an expedition... i'm just saying..

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Want I should send Pookie to menace him? If I can tear her away from menacing you, that is.

[hel_ana]

Nah, pookie's a girl bird, so he'd undoubtedly just chalk it up to her being a bitch due to a frustrated biological clock, rather than examining his own behaviour.

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Don't actually know that Pookie's a girl. Have to do DNA testing for that. And there's NO WAY I'm getting blood out of Pookie without losing a lot of my own. Probably more than I'm prepared to lose, anyway.

[hel_ana]

So, two questions...

can't they do a DNA test using her feathers?

and why do you refer to her as a girl, if you don't know?

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

1)They would need a blood feather (one plucked from her), since the feathers that fall out naturally don't contain DNA. And that seems no safer an alternative.

2) Because she's such a greedy, grasping, moody bitch. Why else?