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Ganked from the_ferret:

Your Reverse Astrology Results

Red is your most probable sign and Blue is your least probable sign. The scores are from 0 (not you at all) to 100 (dead on match).
Aries Mar 21 to April 19 40
Taurus April 20 to May 20 60
Gemini May 21 to June 21 72
Cancer June 22 to July 22 62
Leo July 23 to Aug 22 49
Virgo Aug 23 to Sep 22 50
Libra Sep 23 to Oct 22 63
Scorpio Oct 23 to Nov 21 54
Sagittarius Nov 22 to Dec 21 64
Capricorn Dec 22 to Jan 19 44
Aquarius Jan 20 to Feb 18 55
Pisces Feb 19 to Mar 20 75

According to our analysis, you are a Pisces, Feb 19 to Mar 20. But you are certainly not a Aries, Mar 21 to April 19.
You claim to be a Pisces, and, as expected, the miraculous powers of astrology have proven themselves.

Ok, class.. today's problem-solving question is...

hel is the proud mama of three sewing machines, though she only uses her Pfaff. (It used to be four, but she lent one indefinitely to ilana_jayne.)

Given that hel wants to promote marital harmony, it occurs to hel that dragging all of her non-used sewing machines halfway across the continent is not the wisest of ideas.

Thus, hel wants to sell at least one of the machines, specifically the early 50's era working Singer Featherweight, along with cabinet.

Other important information:

• the cabinet, bench, and machine together make shipping completely out of the question.


• hel does not have an ebay account. Her husband would have to list it.


• hel would ideally like to maximize the money she gets


• New factor: hel is confined to the house for the most part, and has to do this transaction before the end of March, while feeling, for the most part, like warmed over crap

Thus, we come to the question:

[Poll #260968]

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Every night, I have the same thought.

Clay Aiken is super creepy.

Why, you might ask, do I have it? Because every night, I have MMMtop10.com playing in the background. And every night, they play Clay Aiken's Invisible.

The lyrics.. the lyrics....

"If I was invisible,
I could just watch you in your room.."

Clay, that's called being a peeping tom. It's *not* a love song kind of sentiment, 'k?

Just wanted to clear that up.