Is this really necessary?

[hel_ana]

::blink::

PMS Alert 1.0

Easily synchronize PMS Alert with her natural monthly cycle. Read a simple scale of five colors to get the likelihood of mood swings. Get a real-time estimation of fertility. Pick a date off the calendar to get a quick forecast of what's to come. Store custom notes to go along with each day in the cycle. Get reminders when conditions are changing. Even get reminders of her next birthday and anniversary. PMS Alert runs hidden in the system tray, but can be expanded to a control panel offering more options. Ladies love PMS Alert because it helps foster a better understanding of what they are going through. He will be much better equipped to help, because you can store notes that go along with each day in the cycle. Absolutely no ads or nagging e-mail, ever.

buh?

Comments

[hel_ana]

I love spinich.

I'll have to remember that you don't (I make a mean spinich quiche)

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

I'll have to remember that you don't (I make a mean spinich quiche)

Is that a threat? 'Cause it sure sounds like a threat.

[hel_ana]

Nope. Not at all. Spinich quiche is my default "dish to make for non-meat eating friends". So now I've made a mental note that the default won't work for you and Sam, once I actually have you over for dinner.

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Now you've pegged me as not only a weirdo, but a difficult weirdo.

I can see I'm never gonna wrangle a dinner invite.

[hel_ana]

It's a hard life, but someone's got to live it.

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

And here I was feeling sorry for you for missing out on all that IKEA-y goodness.

Well, no more MS. Nice Guy.

[hel_ana]

Does this mean I can expect the parrot to come over *here* to manace me?

[cous-cous.livejournal.com]

Probably not, she's far too busy for that. She may send a couple of her pigeon friends to poop on your car, though.