Create content for me!

Stolen from shadesong, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from.. what do you want? it's an LJ meme, and I don't really feel like going back to find out who started it.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.