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I am thisclose to being in the bathroom howling into a phone connected to an office in Waterloo.

I keel them. I keel them all.

Help me.

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keel. then phone.

we will all donate for the lawyer....

*hugs*

go for a walk outside if it's not raining, inside if it is.

breath deeply. think of your family and the things that make you smile, and feel your feet connect to the earth somewhere below you. draw the earth up through your feet as you breathe in, and push it out through the top of your head while you breath out.

then google on the nearest hardware store that sells chain saws, just in case.

and home depot delivers! anywhere.

oy, you - not so much with the helpin', there ;-)

shhhh. she'll get lost on the looking. what i didn't say is that they can take several days to deliver..... days of cool-headedness :)

besides, i was projecting.....

The happy circumstance is that the aggravation is pretty much guaranteed to be still happening at the time of delivery.

I keel them all. Help me.

I would be delighted to help you with any keeling that needs to be done. But you knew that already....

whassup?

oops. hello lj person i may not know - i replied to your post by accident.

She wouldn't actually have seen this, because you replied to yourself, not to her for a second time.

That's cous_cous, btw. She's a very good friend of mine down here in Florida. We have adventures that sometimes involve alligators and snakes.

If you came down to visit, you might get to meet her. Or an alligator.

alligators. how can i resist?

Yes, it IS impossible to resist alligators, isn't it?

I must warn you however that state law prohibits "feeding, molesting or enticing" the alligators.

And no, I'm not exactly sure what they mean by enticing.

I was very, very frustrated with some very loud, somewhat dim cubicle-neighbours.

They're project managers. They have no projects to manage. Therefore, they're bored.

And, one's from Long Island and the other is from Philly.

ah...i thought there was an office in KW which was causing you grief, and i was fearing residual immigration thorniness. glad to hear it isn't that.

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