So *that's* why I'm a moody bitch....

[hel_ana]

Wow... just wow..

I want some of what he's having

http://pygmalionproject.tripod.com/what.html

I think my personal favourite is this gem:

And one more observation, all things considered we must thank women for the killer #1 — cardio-vascular diseases as well as for alcoholism. In the both cases we have the results of women's psychological impact. Being subject to continual distresses, the stony-hearted women enjoy seeing men experiencing similar heart problems, and do their best to get such a sight. However, men also have to solve the real every-day problems, which women only multiply. As a result, men can ease their hearts almost only with the alcohol. This substance widens the blood vessels and, so it lessens the circulation resistance a heart has to overcome. In exchange tissues do not receive proper nourishment, and are poisoned by alcohol.

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[hel_ana]

But he's figured it out! It's all Eve's fault, because she *picked* the apple, rather than letting it fall to the ground before eating it.

This lead humans on the disasterous course away from eating only fruit that had fallen from the plant, to eating harvested fruit and vegetables and eventually to meat.

And that caused women to have too little estrogen, which caused small hips, painful childbirth, a permanant state of readiness to bear children, and thus to the source of all moral evil.

See? simple.

Tragically, while he's in st petersburg, it's st petersburg *russia*, so I don't have the resources to go hunt him down and do a forcible head from ass extraction.

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned recently how much I appreciate people deciding that the bible is a good source for medical analysis?

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Dear gods - if these are "small" hips, then I'd hate to see what they *should* be like.

Painful childbirth - how small are the heads of babies in his universe??

Readiness to bear children - he's never heard of menopause, has he?

And as for the head from ass extraction, there's not much point. He's rammed it in there so far that the sky in his universe is his stomach lining. He's an idjit. At least, there's a good chance that his attitude dies with him - I suspect most women aren't interested in blithering idjits.

[hel_ana]

See, you're only that hostile because you don't eat enough ripe fruit.

bwa ha ha ha ha. I kill me.

(damn am I ever glad, just for this second, that I moved a two day's drive away)

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

*snort*

If ate any more ripe fruit, I'd turn into a monkey - bananas, grapes, mangos, apples, pineapples, cherries, blueberries, strawberries, you name it...

Don't worry, I'll find you eventually...

[hel_ana]

but was it *picked*, or did it *fall*?

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby, all sorts of ripe things fall into my mouth....

[hel_ana]

Sorry about that, love.. I just can't stop laughing at this guy.

[the-nita.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're doing better than me - I just want to drop kick his butt.

[hel_ana]

Well, my hips are bigger than yours, you see...