Sweetness, have you *read* Dante's Inferno?

There are no orgies. There is only eternal torment.

The denizens of the second level "are blown about forever in pitch blackness by the fierce winds of unquenchable desire."

Personally, sounds worse to me than what you've got now.

Now, on the fifth level, they spend their time here either tearing at each other in anger or gurgling in the black mud below. Which may be more fun, if the girl types are in skimpy outfits, right? Who doesn't like a good, gurgly mud-wrestling match?