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hel_ana ([personal profile] hel_ana) wrote2005-03-29 03:21 pm

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I am thisclose to being in the bathroom howling into a phone connected to an office in Waterloo.

I keel them. I keel them all.

Help me.

[identity profile] persephoneplace.livejournal.com 2005-03-29 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
keel. then phone.

we will all donate for the lawyer....
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[identity profile] much-ado.livejournal.com 2005-03-29 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*hugs*

go for a walk outside if it's not raining, inside if it is.

breath deeply. think of your family and the things that make you smile, and feel your feet connect to the earth somewhere below you. draw the earth up through your feet as you breathe in, and push it out through the top of your head while you breath out.

then google on the nearest hardware store that sells chain saws, just in case.

[identity profile] persephoneplace.livejournal.com 2005-03-29 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
and home depot delivers! anywhere.

[identity profile] persephoneplace.livejournal.com 2005-03-29 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
shhhh. she'll get lost on the looking. what i didn't say is that they can take several days to deliver..... days of cool-headedness :)

besides, i was projecting.....

[identity profile] cous-cous.livejournal.com 2005-03-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I keel them all. Help me.

I would be delighted to help you with any keeling that needs to be done. But you knew that already....