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hel_ana ([personal profile] hel_ana) wrote2004-06-17 01:49 pm

Is this really necessary?

::blink::

PMS Alert 1.0

Easily synchronize PMS Alert with her natural monthly cycle. Read a simple scale of five colors to get the likelihood of mood swings. Get a real-time estimation of fertility. Pick a date off the calendar to get a quick forecast of what's to come. Store custom notes to go along with each day in the cycle. Get reminders when conditions are changing. Even get reminders of her next birthday and anniversary. PMS Alert runs hidden in the system tray, but can be expanded to a control panel offering more options. Ladies love PMS Alert because it helps foster a better understanding of what they are going through. He will be much better equipped to help, because you can store notes that go along with each day in the cycle. Absolutely no ads or nagging e-mail, ever.

buh?

[identity profile] the-nita.livejournal.com 2004-06-17 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Fair - some of us do. It took [livejournal.com profile] woodardp a few years to figure out what was going on.

Then again, this is the same man who developed a palm app so we could figure out when I might be fertile.

[identity profile] cous-cous.livejournal.com 2004-06-17 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
We both winced when he said "Why are you being such a bitch? You're just completely PMSing right now"

Ah, a regular ladies man.

I will admit to some hormonal swings around that time of the month, but if any man ever tried to invalidate my emotions like that, I'd probably stab him with a fork. Repeatedly.

Fortunately, Sam is too wise to do that.

[identity profile] cous-cous.livejournal.com 2004-06-17 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
:P Well, no. Not exactly.

But it does make an insanity defense easier, "Your Honor, if I'd intended to hurt him, I would've used the meat tenderizer, but I wasn't thinking clearly so I just grabbed the knife"

[identity profile] the-nita.livejournal.com 2004-06-17 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
That's not having a clue, nor is it just being too clueless to recognize. That's just being a jerk.

[identity profile] the-nita.livejournal.com 2004-06-17 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Respectfully, I disagree. P could have used this tool. As I said, it took him several years of living with me to understand that the mood changes (swing is such a mild word for some of it) were pretty predictable and there was a reason for it. He just thought I periodically became a raving bitch for no reason.

And trust me, me on PMS does in fact equal raving bitch queen. I spend most of my time wanting the rest of the planet to get the hell out of my way, if I'm not actively planning on helping them.

[identity profile] the-nita.livejournal.com 2004-06-17 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
I recognise they're not mutually exclusive. I would also hate to assume I knew what the maker of the tool had in mind.

I guess I am enough of a raving bitch even when I'm not PMS-ing that I rarely run into the problem you're describing. And have been known to verbally flay alive anyone who was foolish enough to voice such an opinion out loud.